April 2011
Dude Michelle, I'm sitting here in the ARC studying room trying to contain my laughter because all the gifs you're posting right now are on POINT. LOL
LOL. I WAS DYING IN CLASS.
March 2011
That awkward moment when someone thinner than you says they're fat.
If you’re fat then I must be the size of Jupiter.

HAHAHAH.
When a teacher and a student start arguing in class.

That awkward moment when you find recent pictures of someone you thought was really hot in High School and think

If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain

"Children, there's a mistake in this number of the test and it will now be considered a BONUS."

I should create a facebook account called "No one" and like someone's status. Then it'll say "No one likes this"

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

i JUST LIKE THE GIF. LOLLL
When the teacher puts a complicated math problem on the board and tells me, "solve the problem," I get up, and erase the board.
Problem solved.

When your friends see your crush looking at you.

I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the couch and magically transfer to your bed.

Now my mom’s all like

GET UP AND GET IN THE ROOM!
When the food you kept in the fridge is suddenly gone.
And you try to figure out who ate it.

When you see an ugly picture of your enemy.

Parents,
you ask them a question - they don’t answer;

they ask you a question - you don’t answer;

when you see someone attractive do something REALLY hot.. you're like

Listen
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS?
DIDN’T THINK SO.

Play the audio file. You know you want to.
That moment when you and your friend walk past someone cute...
