May 2011
April 2011
I like people but I like them in short bursts. I don’t like people in extended...
– George Carlin (via abhor.) (via skysignal)
When you finally call your mom back after 50...
When you plan on going to bed early.
Expectations:
9:00 pm
Reality:
4:00 am
why can't everyone from tumblr go to my school?
My mind cannot fathom how superficial our world...
Write one leaf about being put in a time out.
Time out can be used in a good sense and a bad sense.
Bad:
Yeah, that whole time out thing when we were kids never happened for me. If I ever did something, I got a good ass whoopin. Like, LITERALLY. In my family, respect initially came out of fear (but ultimately grew into just plain old respect; don’t get it twisted, I love, look up to, and have the utmost respect for my parents). Who...
Homework on the weekends,
Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it.
Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time.
Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework.
Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more
Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW.
And then there’s the sad conclusion if you didn’t finish:
Monday Morning: ”Class, please pass up your...